You Exist Only to Amuse — Duskmourn: House of Horror Commander #361

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one. If you control six or more lands, choose both instead.

• Create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

• Until your next turn, creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 1/1 and lose all abilities.